So me and Rachel, being badasses, thought it'd be a good idea to get drunk at my house one night while my mom went to a work party. So we were about to get the alcohol from our liquor cabinet, when my mom walks in the front door and we're like, "whaat. aren't you supposed to be at that party?" and apparently she decided not to go so we had to just have an movie night. So anywho, we woke up the next morning at like 10 am and Rachel was texting this guy that she liked and he was being a huge dick so she was like, "let's take shots!" and I was like, "how about no. it's like 10" but of course we did anyway becuase Rachel never takes no for an answer. So we were taking shots and she was like, "oh my god, I'm so mad! you know what'd be hilarious? if we egged his house!" and I laughed, thinking about how funny it'd be, thinking she was kidding.. She wasn't. She got up and grabbed some eggs and some relish so she could spread it all over their door, and some toilet paper to tp his house. I was like omg no way are you leaving to egg his house in the middle of the day! But once Rachel has her mind set to something, there is absolutely no stopping her. She told me she was leaving whether I was coming with her or not. So I threw all the shit in a bag and we started to bike to his house. In all honesty, we defintely could have planned this out better because we we standing right in front of his house on our bikes. Rachel grabbed the relish and got off her bike, I stayed on mine because I knew there was no way in hell she wasn't going to get caught. She called me a pussy and told me to get off my bike, so I got off as I watched her squirt relish all over their porch and outside furniture. She was sitting that their door trying to shake the bottle to get some out, when the door opened. She scrambled to her feet & half-tripped down their porch stairs. She runs strsight towards me, leaving my bike at the front of their house. I knocked my bike over & ran with her. We ran across the street down a couple houses & into some guy's backyard. "Dude they're probably home, it's like noon! WE should leave" I said as she ignored me & continued into the stranger's yard. I looked back to see some guy pull into his driveway